Kara: I have learned so much about erectile dysfunction.
Jenna: I didn't know what you were going to say there. Well, tell us.
September 29, 2013
On learning...
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September 02, 2013
On good conversationalists...
Jenna mumbles something.
Lisa: What?
Jenna: Nothing. I was talking to my candy corn.
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September 01, 2013
On words...
Jessie: I hate when ribs are too fatty, then it's like, bouncy when you eat them.
Lisa: Bouncy?
Jessie: Yeah, bouncy.
Jenna: It's lobulated.
Jessie: Yeah! Lobulated! You sound smarter than me.
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On funds...
Lisa: Oh, the MDA telethon is tonight.
Mom: Why is the NBA having a telethon?!
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March 26, 2013
On television...
Mom: Have you watched that show 'Splash?'
Lisa: Hell no. I watch shows about zombies. And about fat people. That's my jam.
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On Bluetooth technology...
Mom: You'll have to look at my Bluetooth, it isn't working. I put it next to the phone and said, "Be one!" But nothing happened.
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January 01, 2013
On New Years' resolutions...
Jenna: Look at that. You know what that is? Butter, sugar and milk. You know what I'm adding it to? Peanut butter.
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December 24, 2012
On titles...
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On judging crimes...
Mom: "Man charged with smuggling fossils?" Get. A. Life.
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On sweet lives...
Lisa: Honey is antibacterial. Things can't live in it.
Mom: Why wouldn't things live in it? It's so delicious. I would live in it.
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On games...
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On hacking...
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On plans...
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On bitchery...
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On hairstyles...
Trying to guess Snoop Dogg in a game.Kara: You should have said 'pigtails.' I know that from the Justin Beiber movie.
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On place setting...
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On cuteness...
Kara: Elephants are the cutest animals. I saw a picture of one rescuing a cat... that might have been photoshopped.
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On E...
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On relationships...
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