On learning...

Kara: I have learned so much about erectile dysfunction.
Jenna: I didn't know what you were going to say there. Well, tell us.

On hairstyles...

Trying to guess Snoop Dogg in a game.Kara: You should have said 'pigtails.' I know that from the Justin Beiber movie.

On cuteness...

Kara: Elephants are the cutest animals. I saw a picture of one rescuing a cat... that might have been photoshopped.

On relationships...

Kara: Jenna just buys me stuff. It's great. I love that about our relationship.

On saviors...

Kara finds the missing blueberries.
Lisa: Kara! You saved the day.
Kara: I always do. I honestly always do.

On hinders...

Kara turns to leave.Laura: Oh, Kara you have a hole in your butt.
Kara: I do?
Laura: Yes. Everyone does.
Kara: You're an asshole.
Laura: That's what I'm talking about!

On Olympic torch semantics...

Laura: Is that it? Is that going to light something else?
Kara: No, that's the torch.
Laura: Because it looks like a bunch of sticks on fire.
Kara: What do you think a torch is?
Laura: ONE stick on fire.

On Olympic joy...

Laura, to the Queen: Smile, geez!
All exclaim.
Kara: She can't! Long pause. She's too old!

On Olympic speed...

TV commentator: ...and now we see the ceremony beginning to pick up in speed and intensity...
Kara: Well thank God.

On Olympic guests...

Lisa: There's going to be a giant Voldemort.
Kara: Why? Oh, because he lives there?

On iRespect...

Laura and Lisa try to get Kara to say inappropriate things to her iPhone.
Kara: No! I just got her! Stop trying to make me talk to Siri wrongly!

On loves...

Kara: I love whales. Whales and apes. Love 'em.

On beeps...

Dad: What is that NOISE?

Kara: My phone when I get a text. And I obviously can't turn it off cause I can't turn off my popularity, Rick!

On the depot...

After a discussion about toy trains set up to run around the perimeter of a room..
Kara: How do they do that?
Laura: They put a track up by the ceiling on a shelf.
Kara: Oh. I thought it was upside down, and then... physics was breaking in my head.

On ideas...

Kara: What if we all just started doing bodily functions to start a band?

On allergies...

Laura: What are you allergic to?
Kara I don't know.
Laura: Your eyes are all watery!
Kara: I know.
Jenna: Your nose is all red!
Kara: I know.
Laura: Your face is all ugly. Oh that's not related.

On da club...

Noah is walking around in dress-up high heels.
Laura: Ain't no shame for a child to learn stiletto.
Laura and Kara: Stiletto, pumps, in the club!
Noah: In the clubhouse!

On cleaning up...

Jenna sees Kara drops a sprinkle on the kitchen floor; Kara doesn't pick up the sprinkle. Or anything. Ever. Jenna looks at her, expecting her to pick it up.
Kara: What? It was me tapping. Tap dances around.

On legalities...

Kara pulls a bottle of wine out of the fridge.

Dad: You’re not 21!
Kara: Dad! I”m twenty. And I’m smart. (quietly) Can someone open this for me?

On changes...

Kara: I don’t think I ever went through puberty.