Laura: Why does she do that?
Mom: She wiggles her ear to let her mother know everything's all right. Everyone knows that.
Lisa: I thought it was her grandmother.
Dad: She pulls her ear to let her grandmother know she's all right.
Mom: Oh.
May 22, 2004
On Carol Burnett...
May 20, 2004
On computer icons...
Kara: Is the internet icon an e or an i?
Jenna: It's an e for internet, stupid.
Posted by Lisa at 5/20/2004 0 comments
May 16, 2004
On dog toys...
Jenna: We should get one of those indestructible toys for Macks. Then we'd give it to him and he'd destruct it.
Lisa: Destroy it?
Jenna: Shut up.
Posted by Lisa at 5/16/2004 0 comments
May 14, 2004
On drinking...
Lisa: I brought this Peach Schnapps home from Cambridge... you guys want to try it?
[Everyone passes the bottle around, taking a tiny taste]
Kara: I don't want any.
Mom: It's okay, Kara. You can try it.
Everyone: Yeah, Kara, just try a little bit.
Kara: Ok.
[Kara takes a sip.]
Kara: Oh no!
Everyone: What?
Kara: I'm in D.A.R.E.!
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May 11, 2004
On fish...
(While tubing)
Jenna: Mom! A fish just jumped by the tube!
Mom: Well grab it, Jenna.
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May 09, 2004
On quick comebacks...
Jenna: What's wrong with you?
Kara: Same thing that's wrong with you, but more. [pause] Oh, wait.
Posted by Anonymous at 5/09/2004 0 comments
May 06, 2004
On flava...
Jenna: Laura, you're weird.
Laura: You're just jealous you ain't got the reggae flava in your bones.
Posted by Lisa at 5/06/2004 0 comments
On dinner...
Kara: I hate social studies.
Mom: Well, that's why we're having tacos for dinner.
Posted by Lisa at 5/06/2004 0 comments
May 05, 2004
On broken bones...
Laura: Hi Dad, how are you feeling?
Dad: Ok.
Laura: Can I get you anything?
Dad: Yeah, a new nose.
{Laura exits room}
Dad: Who was that?
Jenna: Laura.
Posted by Anonymous at 5/05/2004 0 comments
May 04, 2004
On being polite...
Dad (ending a joke): ...so he says, "Yeah- It's not my cell phone!"
Lisa: Ha, funny. But you know Laura said the ending about one line into your joke?
Dad: She did? The jerk. I'm gonna ruin the next story you try to tell.
Laura: So I was at school and I was about to-
Dad: Laura's a retard!!!! Ha.
Posted by Lisa at 5/04/2004 0 comments
On shopping...
Laura: "Out of control purchase!" {Hits Jenna with shopping bag}
Jenna: (Blank stare.)
Posted by Anonymous at 5/04/2004 0 comments
On homework...
Jenna: What if it's divided by x, like two divided by x?
Laura: Then it's two over x. Two divided by x, you moron.
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On swearing...
Mom: Kara, you're only allowed to use the 'a' word when you're referring to a donkey.
Kara: Okay, okay. Mom, you remind me of a donkey's ass.
Posted by Lisa at 5/04/2004 0 comments
On normalcy...
Laura: Do you think you're weird, or all of us are just excessively normal?
Mom: I think I'm nice.
Posted by Lisa at 5/04/2004 0 comments
On life ambitions...
Jenna: That's not fair! I wanted that!
Laura: Jenna, you don't always get what you want in life.
Lisa (motioning towards Jenna): Yeah. Or some of us might be dalmatians now.
On what kinda girl you are...
Laura: I'm not an 'Honorable Mention' kinda girl. I'm a 'First Place' kinda girl!
Lisa: What's that, JV?
Posted by Lisa at 5/04/2004 0 comments
On animal carriers...
Laura (pointing to a small treasure chest): Do you think Madi would fit in here?
Lisa: No. Not whole, anyway.
Posted by Lisa at 5/04/2004 0 comments
May 02, 2004
On toy names...
Jenna: Oh, look! It's a Hop-It? Jump-It? Skip-It? Skip-It!
Posted by Lisa at 5/02/2004 0 comments
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