On lined paper...

Kara: Look how big these lines are! That's for the idiots.

On Mary-Kashley...

Kara: Can I get this video? They're my idols.
Lisa: No, definately not.
Kara: Just kidding. Crack's bad, and I know it.

On stomachs...

Kara: (to Laura) Eew! Your stomach is gross. It looks so unhappy.

On being a lady...

Laura: I did a whole lot of spittin' and fartin' while I was on that jet ski.

On nature...

Mom: You guys should get masks and swim by the shore, you can see- Ouch! HEY! SOME PEOPLE SHOULD WATCH WHERE THEY'RE THROWING THEIR NOODLES, BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE GET HIT IN THE HEAD WITH THEM!

On sharing cake...

Laura: The more for you, the skinnier for me!

On facewash...

Kara: It burns... with the passion... of six horses.

On fair play....

Kara: Stop it!
Laura: Okay, okay. Truce.
Kara: No. Don't touch me.
Laura: If you don't truce me, I'll do it again.
Kara: Okay. Fine. (truces)
Laura: Eh, I'll probably still do it again.