[Mom accidently places hot food on Jenna's finger.]
Jenna: Ouch!
Mom: That was for revenge. Oh! I mean, oops!
September 24, 2004
On good parenting...
Posted by Lisa at 9/24/2004 0 comments
September 20, 2004
On food titles...
Mom: Have a sweet potato, they're nature's perfect food.
Dad: The perfect food?
Mom: Yes.
Jenna: I thought that was the banana.
Mom: No, you're wrong.
Jenna: Are you sure? Oh, yeah. Bananas are nature's candy.
Lisa: No, that's raisins.
Mom: Jeez, Jenna. Get with it. Have a sweet potato.
On pet care...
Mom: Jenna, give the ferret some water.
Jenna: No!
Mom: Jenna, give her water... or give her death!
Posted by Lisa at 9/20/2004 0 comments
September 14, 2004
On personal hygiene...
Kara: Oh no! I have to shower tonight. I hate this time of week... it burns.
Posted by Lisa at 9/14/2004 0 comments
Labels: Kara
September 02, 2004
On parental support...
Dad: Yeah, Lis, that sounds like a good idea.
Mom: Jenna, how'd you do on your chemistry test?
Jenna: I got a C+.
Dad: What happened, stupid?
Posted by Lisa at 9/02/2004 0 comments