On sandwich toppings...

Kara: Know what I hate? Sauerkraut. Like when you guys eat R&Bs. I mean, BLTs.
Lisa: Actually, they're called reubens.
Jenna: I don't usually eat Rhythm and Blues.

On why I like you...

Lisa: I like you because you listen to me.
Jenna: You like me because I'm what?

On reversed roles...

Lisa: Aw, look. The student has become the teacher.
Jenna: Yup. I'm a sophomore.

On flashing lights...

[As we approach a flashing orange yield light]
Jenna: Why is that flashing? WHY ARE YOU FLASHING?!?!

On depth...

Jenna: But I can't tell... is it a sticker, or does it actually stick up from the car?
Lisa: I think it's a sticker, and it has the illusion of depth. You know, like you.
Jenna: Hey, thanks! Wait...