On safety measures...

Dad: Frickin' safety frickin' crap!

On sugar...

Dad: Oooh. Let's go stare at the desserts.

On groins...

Kara: This is my pimp walk.
Lisa: Funny, it looks like an 'I pulled my groin' walk.
Kara: I know what a groin is. There's two of 'em, right?