On repitition...

Lisa: People always repeat themselves in movies, and no one does that in real life. Except for me. Except... for me.

On speed limits...

Mom: Come on! The speed limit is 45, not 'feel free to stop and look at Reggie's!'

On cats...

Mom: How would you like to have a cat flung at your head?

On phones...

Laura: That's my thing lately, when I'm sick of talking on the phone, I just say, ''Kay, bye!'
Lisa: Then they hang up and talk about what a jerk you are.
Laura: But I'm off the phone, and that's really the point, isn't it?