On how to look sexy...

Laura: Yeah, it's hard to look sexy with your head covered by your shirt.
Lisa: Well, I guess that depends on what your head looks like.

On hair care...

(Kara swings her hair around like a demented supermodel and picks up a brush.)
Kara: Is this a dog brush?
Lisa: Yup.
Kara: Very well.
(Begins brushing her hair with said dog brush.)

On tender moments...

Laura: Aw... I got syrup on my boob when I hugged my cake!

On costs...

Mom: ...and they took their whole family there!
Dad: That's a few bucks.
Mom: That's a LOT of few bucks!

On tastes...

Kara: This tastes like pure garbage.
Jenna: How do you know what garbage tastes like?
Kara: I used to eat rocks.

On new developments...

Mom: I just keep finding hairs on my chest!