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December 27, 2006

On hidden talents...

Laura: Check me out! I can throw things with my toes.

On anatomy...

Lisa: What would it be like if you didn't have kneecaps? Would you be able to walk?
Laura: No! Your knees would bend backwards.
Lisa: I think it would make you go faster.
Laura: No!
(Lisa wiggles arms to demonstrate.)
Lisa: I have a biology degree.

December 18, 2006

On animal look-alikes...

Laura: She looks like an owl.
Lisa: Who.
Laura: Meryl Streep.
Lisa: I know. I was making a joke.

November 21, 2006

On Everest...

Mom: And they're gonna get up there, and it's gonna be cold and pointy.

November 05, 2006

On boyfriends...

Kara: So... Jenna's got another boyfriend.
Jenna: Kara!
Kara: I'm not saying it to be mean... it's lucky!

On eyes...

Kara: Jenna won't look me in the eyes, because she's afraid I'll hypnotize her into falling in love with me.

On life choices...

Kara: I don't want to run... I just want to eat!

October 22, 2006

On future programming...

Lisa: They should make a half-naked male dodgeball channel.
Laura: I'd watch it.

October 06, 2006

On neighbors...

Mom: Be thankful you live in the woods.
Jessie: Our neighbors have goats.
Adam: No, our neighbors do weird things.
Lisa: Naked things?
Mom: With goats?

Appearing for the first time...

Adam: I like teeth more than I like butts.

August 18, 2006

On final destinations...

Lisa: Go to hell.
Mom: Hey! We don't want anyone to go to hell. Well, at least not anyone in this room.

On heights...

Jenna (to Mom): Just because you're greedy and short doesn't mean you can take inches from people!

August 12, 2006

On Superman...so to speak...

Laura: WOULD HE HAVE SUPER SEX?

July 23, 2006

On felines...

Laura: Not a showgirl cat, she was a can can girl cat.

June 05, 2006

On standards...

Laura: This Blizzard is gross. The cookie dough tastes like it's old and stale and powdery. Nothing is ever good enough for me.

May 24, 2006

On talky-talk...

Dad: I need my hoochy-coo.
Lisa: Your whaty-what?
Dad: The mappy thing.
Mom: It's in the flippy-flap.

On vision...

Mom: I can see air. I have to think about it though, because I see it all the time.

April 17, 2006

On allergies...

Jenna: What's guacamole?
Lisa: It's made out of avocados.
Jenna: I think that's on my list of things I can't eat. Or maybe it was on my chinchilla's list.

On egos...

Laura: Wow, Adam. How can you be so hungry all the time when you're so full of yourself?

April 09, 2006

On mono...

Laura: So, Mom. How do you feel about Jenna having mono, the kissing disease?
Mom: Well, considering the fact that Kara had it first, not too good.

On humor...

(Jessie finishes telling a bathroom-related story)
Lisa: Wow. How old are you?
Jessie: I like poop jokes.

On prom dresses...

Jenna: Isn't this dress too expensive?
Mom: It's okay. We never had to buy one for Laura.

On likes...

Laura: Hey guys, know what I like? Really wide, flat big-screen tvs.
Lisa: Oh. Hey guys, know what I like? Really big piles of money.

January 27, 2006

On Superbowls...

Lisa: So, you've been alive for all the Superbowls. What's that like?
Dad: It's been all right.
Mom: What did they do before they had the Superbowl?
Dad: Well... they didn't have a Superbowl.