On future programming...

Lisa: They should make a half-naked male dodgeball channel.
Laura: I'd watch it.

On neighbors...

Mom: Be thankful you live in the woods.
Jessie: Our neighbors have goats.
Adam: No, our neighbors do weird things.
Lisa: Naked things?
Mom: With goats?

Appearing for the first time...

Adam: I like teeth more than I like butts.