On hidden talents...

Laura: Check me out! I can throw things with my toes.

On anatomy...

Lisa: What would it be like if you didn't have kneecaps? Would you be able to walk?
Laura: No! Your knees would bend backwards.
Lisa: I think it would make you go faster.
Laura: No!
(Lisa wiggles arms to demonstrate.)
Lisa: I have a biology degree.

On animal look-alikes...

Laura: She looks like an owl.
Lisa: Who.
Laura: Meryl Streep.
Lisa: I know. I was making a joke.