On survival...

Mom: That's really a shame about their pipes bursting, but at least it snowed recently. If they need water, they can just melt some snow.
Lisa: Or they could go to the store and buy a jug of water for fifteen cents.
Mom: Oh, yeah. I didn't even think of that.

On Quaker Oats commercials...

Laura: It's like Bucky Boy. You'd never intentionally bring it up, but if it happens? It's okay.