On clothing...

Laura: Mom, I found the dress I want for my wedding. This, but in white.
Mom: Oh. Someone actually wore that? She's letting all her, um, junk hang out.

On disagreements...

Lisa: No.
Laura: Yes.
Lisa: Nope.
Laura: Yeah.
Lisa: You're wrong.
Laura: I'm right.
Lisa: Wrong and stupid.
Laura: Awesome and pretty.

On appetizers...

Laura: Lisa, I dropped a jar of cheese on the driveway and now there's a big puddle of cheese and broken glass! What should I do?
Lisa: Scrape it into a bowl and call it 'Danger Dip?'

On advertising choices...

Laura: What? Why does tea need kissing?

On health...

Jenna: I ate that whole cookie bouquet by myself. I think it's good for you, though. The colors add to your... organs.