Flip Flap Florida Quotes

Laura: You quarantined my donuts!?

Kara: Shut up. We had to tell you I was a leg hair.

Adam: When I smell Curve on a guy, I try to get close to him.

Adam: Jessie, you're gonna get sick.
Jessie: Watch me. I have eaten so much more candy than this.

Laura (to Noah): Your aunt Kara is crazy!
Kara: Your aunt Laura is fat!
Laura: Your aunt Kara's a bitch.

Kara: It's global warming. We're all gonna freeze up and die!

Mom: What a bitch! I'd push a button and drop her through a hole in the floor.

Kara: I can't read this, it's all words!

Kara (to the tune of 'Irreplaceable'): To the left, to the left! I found my retainer in the underwear part of my bag!

Lisa: She's drunk on pajamas!

On technology...

Laura: Is that cellulite on the back of her thigh?
Lisa: I think so.
Laura: HD is amazing.

Guest Quote...

(a phone call after Kara's 4X1 relay at the state track meet)
Matt: Kara, do you realize what you did? You got on your horse and you giddied up!