On hockey...

Jenna: So what's that guy doing? Just riding around on that Zambino?
Laura: On the what?
Jenna: . . . Zam . . bino?
Laura: Zamboni!
Jenna: Ohhh yeah. And "The Great Zambino".
Laura: No. It's Great BAMBINO!
Jenna: Ohhh. Ok.

On gang signs...

Adam waves a car at the adjacent stop sign the go ahead after dark.
Jessie: You can flash your lights when it's dark.
Adam: Oh.
Jessie: Or gang signs.
Adam: Because I know a lot of gang signs.
Jessie: You could write "blood" with your hands.
Adam: I could write blood with their blood.
Jessie: That's only funny because it's coming from you.

On texting...

Mom: Oh, you guys are idiots. (Phone dings.) Good, someone texted me so I don't have to talk to you anymore.
Lisa: It's from me. It says you're an ass.