On more spiders...

Jenna: We for sure just sucked up that spider! It was in the fridge on the shelf when I went to get a water, just... chillin'.

On spiders...

Mom: AHH! A spider! What, are we growing them?! I'm flushing him. AH! He's swimming! He's alive! I'm peeing on him.

On Aunt Lisa...

While riding in the car...
Noah: Mommy, where is Yeesa?
Jessie: She's in Chicago. That's where she lives now.
Noah: Yeesa's so piddy. I miss her.

:)