Mom: Misty had her puppy class yesterday and let me tell you something, west highland terriers are ugly as crap.
June 22, 2010
June 13, 2010
On greetings...
Adam calls Jessie's phone, but she's busy. Kara answers.
Kara: Hi. It's Kara. Don't say anything weird.
Posted by Lisa at 6/13/2010 0 comments
Labels: Kara
June 12, 2010
On nutritional history...
After watching a Frito Bandito commercial on YouTube.
Mom: But they don't tell you how bad Fritos are. I remember no talk of how fatening things were.
Kara: We know, Mom. We know.
Posted by Lisa at 6/12/2010 0 comments
June 11, 2010
On internet fame...
Mom: Don't put me on YouTube. I don't want to be there.
Posted by Lisa at 6/11/2010 0 comments
Labels: Mom
June 10, 2010
On wardrobe acquisition...
Kara: I don't know where I got the shirt. Maybe from Jenna?
Lisa: Well if you got it from Jenna, there's no telling. She probably picked it up off the floor after some guy left it in her room.
Posted by Lisa at 6/10/2010 0 comments
June 09, 2010
On Spoonerisms...
Jenna is describing a book.
Jenna: ...and they didn't have a coroner, so they were waiting for the Peace of Justice.
Posted by Lisa at 6/09/2010 1 comments
Labels: Jenna
June 08, 2010
On potential...
Dad: If it weren't for me, this whole family would be a smoking crater.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESSIE!
Posted by Lisa at 6/08/2010 1 comments
Labels: Dad
June 07, 2010
On barfing...
Misty barfs.
Jenna: Ugh! I just saw it pour out of her face like a faucet!
Posted by Lisa at 6/07/2010 0 comments
Labels: Jenna
June 06, 2010
On whoredom...
Lisa: Everyone knows dance team girls are whores.
Mom: Lisa!
Laura: They are.
Mom: Stop it!
Laura: They are!
Mom: Laura!
Laura: I am.
Posted by Lisa at 6/06/2010 0 comments