On secrets...

Tim Gunn: The designers and I will go shopping, we will have thirty minutes at Spandex House. 

Laura: Don't ever let Mom know that exists.

On iRespect...

Laura and Lisa try to get Kara to say inappropriate things to her iPhone.
Kara: No! I just got her! Stop trying to make me talk to Siri wrongly!

On good-byes...

Mom: Good night bitches, and sweet dreams.

On fans...

Mom, while watching IU game: Do you see Kara? She usually doesn't have a shirt on.

On Happy Feet...

Mom: I want to see that penguin movie. What's it called? Funny feet? No, it's an emotion. Laughing feet. No. Happy feet!

On accidents...

Laura pours milk and it goes everywhere. 
Mom: Oh you... special girl.

On loves...

Kara: I love whales. Whales and apes. Love 'em.

On stopping it...

Jenna: Hey! Quit creepin'!
Mom: I'll creep if I want to!

On gifts...

Jenna: Santa gave me a zit for Christmas.

On canines...

Mom: What's a Snoop Dogg?

On breakfast plans...

Dad: Is Jessie making her cinnamon rolls for Christmas morning again?
Jenna: Well you made yourself sick off of them last year so do you really want them?
Dad: Damn straight I do.