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March 26, 2013

On television...

Mom: Have you watched that show 'Splash?'
Lisa: Hell no. I watch shows about zombies. And about fat people. That's my jam.

On Bluetooth technology...

Mom: You'll have to look at my Bluetooth, it isn't working. I put it next to the phone and said, "Be one!" But nothing happened.