Mom: Okay, I just want to ask one question without everyone freaking out and yelling and threatening to take the book away from me.
Lisa: This is going to be good. Go.
Mom: What is a horcrux?
Kara: Harry Potter is hot and I'm going to marry Daniel Ratsniff.
Some liberal translations of some HP characters, courtesy of the mother:
Crookshanks = Crankshaw
Nagini = Ninguini (with clam sauce?)
Buckbeak = Beakdrill
Mom: The part I didn't get about the prophecies was why he only had one.
Lisa: What?
Mom: I thought in the book Harry had three of those prophecy things. Harry had three balls.
Jessie: What book were you reading?!
July 30, 2007
On Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix...
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Ok, I haven't read this in awhile, I literally have tears in my eyes. Our family is the greatest....SO FREAKIN HILARIOUS. Except...my goal is, once again, to make this stupid thing more than once a year.
love it. love it.
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