Studying with Kara

Dad: ...diplomatic relations-
Kara: Diplomatic? Come on.

Dad: The Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore.
Kara: What? Really?

Dad: Do you know what CIA stands for?
Kara: Crime scene investigators? I shouldn't have said that.

Dad: gives a detailed explanation of the Iraq war.
Kara: So how do we talk to other countries? Calling cards?

Kara: And what was that thing where the president kissed that guy? Or was that All in the Family?

Kara: And what's this neh-roo jacket?
Dad: It's nay-roo.
Kara: So you had one?

Plus one Jessie laughed through on my voicemail that I'm still trying to decipher...