Lisa: I can smell the dumb from here!
August 31, 2004
On hilarity...
Mom: ... and then they burst into wild laughter, the little monkey-idiots...
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On threats...
Mom: Yeah, Kara. I'll take you to Pitaya, so- not. Man, I wish I thought before I talked.
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August 27, 2004
On people...
Lisa: What kind of world do you live in where people aren't mean?
Kara: I just don't talk to people.
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August 15, 2004
On loud music...
Dad: Turn it down! That music is so loud I can't even think!
Kara: Then don't think.
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On soup...
Waitress to Kara: I'm sorry, we're out of soup.
Laura: Ha. She wanted soup... her whole world just fell apart.
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August 14, 2004
On stinks...
Jenna: Oh, that reeks! I just got a woof of it!
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On precognition...
Kara: Why do physics have to ask you your name?
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August 13, 2004
On the Olympic Procession...
Jenna: Angola? Don't they make nice sweaters there?
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On greetings...
Kara: Hey, Jenna- Chelby said "Hi, ugly." Well, she said hi. I added the 'ugly' part.
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August 05, 2004
On late night phone calls...
Laura: Who is that? What, are they, dumb? I'm gonna answer, and be like, "Hey... dummies."
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On curiousity...
Jessie: (to waitress) Can I have a question?
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August 01, 2004
On nationality...
Kara: I wish I was Italian.
Lisa: You're not. You're Polish*.
Kara: The North Pole?
*Ukrainian is not Polish. I was kidding.
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