On that song...

Lisa: What is this guy singing? Oh Chariot?
Kara: Yeah, why?
Lisa: Because that's just... stupid.
Kara: Why?
Lisa: Chariots? The two-wheeled jobs the Romans used to ride around in?
Kara: No! They're those things that are pulled by horses.
Lisa: We're talking about the same thing.
Kara: Then we're on the same page here.

On personal property...

Kara: Ah! You're holding my swimsuit! Oh no, you're revealing my property!

On puppy names...

Laura: That one looks retarded.
Mom: Yeah. His name is Laura.

On sharing...

Kara: Laura, I can't believe you don't have a strapless bra for me to borrow!
Laura: Kara! Well, A... that's your size. I'm a B.