On appearances...

Jenna: Kara, you look homely.
Laura: You mean she looks homeless.
Jenna: shakes head
Laura: Oh, you're going with homely, huh?

On the line...

Kara: Jenna, your lips are valumptuous!
Laura: Make out with Kara.
Lisa: Wow. Too far.
Laura: I streaked past the line. Wooo!

On surprises...

Jenna: Oh! There's a baby down my shirt!

On being scammed...or something else?

Adam: Man. Sometimes I am all about calling people about being screwed.

On names...

Adam teaching Noah everyone's name...
Adam: Do you know what Daddy's name is?
Noah: I don't know.
Adam: What does Mommy call me sometimes?
Noah: Idiot?

On dinner...

Lisa: Noah, what do you want for dinner?
Noah: French fries.
Jessie: Shocker.
Noah: Don't shock me! I'm a friend!

On sweet dreams...

Noah: Goodnight, Jocelyn! Have good dreams!
Lisa: Aww, that was nice, Noah. What do you dream about?
Noah, muttering: Shut. Up.

On appetite...

Watching The Biggest Loser "...you have 206 lbs of excess hydrated fat..."
Lisa: This show makes me hungry.