On secret pockets. . .

Kara: Seriously I could fill this blister up with soda and drink from it!

Lake Cumberland 2005 - Day Two

Mom: Who wants to skinny dip?
Laura: You're not allowed to and I'm not interested.

Laura: Even when I shower I don't feel clean.
Kara: That's my motto, too. So I don't shower at home.

Mom: Now I know how the ugly duckling feels.

Laura: Why dive when you can flop in like a dead cow?

Kara (excitedly): What if it was Simon Cowell? And we got his autograph?
Laura: I wouldn't want his autograph. I'd wanna sing for him.

Laura: What color are your eyes?
Kara: I have eyes that change color according to my surroundings.
Laura: That's ugly.

Kara: I'm just puttin' my tube up here, but I reckon everyone'll be inside soon.

Lake Cumberland 2005 - Day One

Kara: Guess whose foot can fit through somebody's crack?

Kara: I could be in the circus.

Lisa: What kind of detergent does she use?
Kara: I think she uses Downty.

Small boys on the houseboat docked next to ours honk their horn incessantly
Dad: Boy, I hope they don't park near us.
Lisa: Really? Cuz I hope their boat sinks. C'mon, we were all thinkin' it."

On gradations of wrong...

Kara: Illegal's not that bad.

On non-friends...

Laura: (to puppy about the cat) She'll maul you, and then vomit on your carcass. For that is the way of the Siamese.

On weeding out the uglies...

Kara: I'm so glad Jessie's not a Kinsley anymore. Now we're all pretty!

On that song...

Lisa: What is this guy singing? Oh Chariot?
Kara: Yeah, why?
Lisa: Because that's just... stupid.
Kara: Why?
Lisa: Chariots? The two-wheeled jobs the Romans used to ride around in?
Kara: No! They're those things that are pulled by horses.
Lisa: We're talking about the same thing.
Kara: Then we're on the same page here.

On personal property...

Kara: Ah! You're holding my swimsuit! Oh no, you're revealing my property!

On puppy names...

Laura: That one looks retarded.
Mom: Yeah. His name is Laura.

On sharing...

Kara: Laura, I can't believe you don't have a strapless bra for me to borrow!
Laura: Kara! Well, A... that's your size. I'm a B.

On how to look sexy...

Laura: Yeah, it's hard to look sexy with your head covered by your shirt.
Lisa: Well, I guess that depends on what your head looks like.

On hair care...

(Kara swings her hair around like a demented supermodel and picks up a brush.)
Kara: Is this a dog brush?
Lisa: Yup.
Kara: Very well.
(Begins brushing her hair with said dog brush.)

On tender moments...

Laura: Aw... I got syrup on my boob when I hugged my cake!

On costs...

Mom: ...and they took their whole family there!
Dad: That's a few bucks.
Mom: That's a LOT of few bucks!

On tastes...

Kara: This tastes like pure garbage.
Jenna: How do you know what garbage tastes like?
Kara: I used to eat rocks.

On new developments...

Mom: I just keep finding hairs on my chest!

On repitition...

Lisa: People always repeat themselves in movies, and no one does that in real life. Except for me. Except... for me.

On speed limits...

Mom: Come on! The speed limit is 45, not 'feel free to stop and look at Reggie's!'

On cats...

Mom: How would you like to have a cat flung at your head?

On phones...

Laura: That's my thing lately, when I'm sick of talking on the phone, I just say, ''Kay, bye!'
Lisa: Then they hang up and talk about what a jerk you are.
Laura: But I'm off the phone, and that's really the point, isn't it?