On The X-Files Movie...

Mom: That's why you never go down a hole. Don't go down there! Right, Rick? 'Cuz you think they're your friends and then they cover it with dirt! Ugh.


Mom: That's why any corn that's not frozen in a bag is dangerous.


Mom: Yeah, asses! I never saw 'ass' pluralized like that. I like it. It's like 'gases.'


Mom: You guys, I can't stay up this late! In a half an hour, I'm the Easter Bunny!


Mom: He's not gonna kill you. He likes you! That's why he told you everything and helped you find Scully. Well, I don't know. He might blow your brains out.


Lisa: Hey, Jenna- do you know what GPS stands for?
Jenna: Global... positioning...
Jessie: PSYCHO! Heh.


Mom: Why don't you keep your aliens in a nice place?


Mom: This could be going on in our own backyard and we wouldn't even know it! But I'd know it first. Because I garden.


Mom: (gasp) It's a reversal of roles! (nods knowingly)


Mom: I think it's neat that corn has tassles.


Jessie: Man, tell me some of these things before you say them!
Mom: I say weird things when I'm tired.
Lisa: You sound like you're drunk.
Mom: I'm drunk on life.